Lovely t-shirt i came across today.

I am Nobody.


Nobody is perfect.


Therefore, I must be perfect
 
Unfortunately for us, Thanks to facebook and the web, nobody is nobody. We can research your history. Look at the kind of friends and associates you roll with. We can even crosscheck you references without picking up the phone.
 
You're somebody now. And  now thanks to the internet, we also know what you did last christmas. We even have the pictures you uploaded.